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  ...presents...                PRESTON CROWE

                       >>> a pJc publication.......2025 <<<
                        -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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     [BIO]

       enthusiastic script kiddy / begrudging software engineer doing threat  
       research, dev ops, and internal tools @ extrahop networks

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     [PROJECTS]

       [PROJECT] goodwill auction bot (py)
       [DESC]    python bot for sniping gamecube controllers, VHS tapes and
                 more on shopgoodwill.com. sends me email notifications for
                 interesting auctions.
       [URL]     https://github.com/prestonjcrowe/shop-goodwill-bot

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       [PROJECT] UNIX write annoyware (py)
       [DESC]    bug your friends and log their activity on UW CSE servers by
                 abusing the write command! use the --evil flag to indefinitely
                 spam a message to one or more target ttys.
       [URL]     https://github.com/prestonjcrowe/attu-fun

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       [PROJECT] binance order book (go)
       [DESC]    cryptocurrency oder book built on Binance's API. listens
                 to Binance's websocket feeds to replicate their order book
                 and compute Bollinger bands in real time.
       [URL]     https://github.com/prestonjcrowe/binance-order-book

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       [PROJECT] riemann sums visualization (js)
       [DESC]    tool for educators to visualize Riemann sums, the foundation
                 of integral calculus. use the slider to change n and space to
                 to open the menu.
       [URL]     https://riemann-sums.github.io

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       [PROJECT] kana.build (js)
       [DESC]    japanese character recognition practice tool. select a group
                 of kana to practice reading random dictionary words or
                 specific JLPT word lists.
       [URL]     https://kana.build

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     [PUBLICATIONS]

       [F5 2018]  Breaking Emergency Services through Cellular IoT Gateways
       [EH 2021]  PetitPotam: Expanding NTLM Relay Attacks

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     [CONTACT]

       [EMAIL]    prestonjcrowe[at]protonmail.com
       [GITHUB]   https://github.com/prestonjcrowe
       [LINKED]   https://www.linkedin.com/in/preston-crowe/
       [RESUME]   https://github.com/prestonjcrowe/resume/blob/master/resume.pdf

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  .ooM   |2025 pJc communications by Preston Crowe                  06/19/25-#1|
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